Also, I want to wish everyone a HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I hope you manage to get some good candy and have fun!
|Halloween Bike Ride, an oil painting I did based on photos from earlier Tricky Treat Bike Rides.|
Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex....
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.
8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6. The person you are with doesn’t fantasize you’re something else, you already are.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last nine months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you’re kinky.
3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
AND the number ...
1. If you don’t get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get some more